1 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,799 (Bell tolls and horse neighs) 2 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,839 (Snores) 3 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,319 (Pounding dance music) 4 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,719 Look, mate, he ain't done nothing wrong. 5 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,159 Out. 6 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,079 (Neighs) 7 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,199 (Gramophone plays) 8 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,359 Come on. You go stitching yourself up. 9 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,559 Ladies and gentlemen, step up. 10 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,759 Step up. 11 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,919 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods, 12 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,759 invite you...invite you, sir, 13 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,759 tonight, for one night only, 14 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,639 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind, 15 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,839 the very great mind... 16 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,039 ..of Doctor Parnassus. 17 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,359 Doctor Parnassus! 18 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,439 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Parnassus, as old... 19 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,039 as old as time. Yes. 20 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,759 He is over a thousand years old. 21 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:08,039 He has the power to empower your mind. 22 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,199 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 23 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,719 Let him...let him transport you. 24 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,479 (Geordie accent) Oh, my God. Oh, check out the lights. 25 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,879 Check out that. 26 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,039 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing. 27 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,119 Whoa, whoa! 28 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,639 Check this. 29 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,679 Dave, Dave, haway. Come on, we'll go get these sorted. 30 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,159 Check this out, sweetheart. 31 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,919 Come here, my love, near me. 32 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,879 Come on, love. 33 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,199 Where is he, then? Come on. 34 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,039 (Jeering) 35 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,439 If you must... 36 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,519 scour the squalid depths 37 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,919 with Putrid's brother, Stench... 38 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,239 (Blows raspberry) 39 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,279 Raaaa! 40 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,759 Join the queue. 41 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,239 Only five quid a go. 42 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,999 Bang. Bang. 43 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,279 (Cheering) 44 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,039 You choose...you choose... you choose fulfilment? 45 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,999 - Whoa! - Sir, please... Sir, please, if you will... 46 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,839 - Whoa! - Whoa! 47 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,679 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir. 48 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,359 - Give us a kiss. - Please don't. 49 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,039 - Hey... - You all right down there, mate? 50 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,319 - All right, Captain Planet? - Get off the stage, you damn drunk. 51 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,279 What are you doing, little man? 52 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,519 He's got us by the leg. 53 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,279 (Cheering) 54 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,839 Ha-hey! 55 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,919 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real. 56 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:35,919 Hey! 57 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,359 Get off the stage! 58 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,839 - Mm, that's a nice pair of tits. - I said, get off the stage! 59 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,239 Nah. 60 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,279 I want you, like. Come here, man. 61 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,199 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here! 62 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,959 Hey-hey! 63 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,599 (Gasps) 64 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,199 What are you running away for? 65 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,239 (Friend cheers) 66 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,719 - Yoo-hoo! - There she is! 67 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,359 Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere... 68 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,879 (Giggles) 69 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,719 Oh, shite. 70 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,199 I'm coming after... 71 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,359 I'm gonna feel your arse. 72 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,079 Come here, gorgeous. 73 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,079 (Groans angrily) 74 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,679 Come back, you bitch! 75 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,719 (Groans) 76 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,679 (Irish accent) Me nose! 77 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,599 Ohhh... 78 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,199 Oh, my face! 79 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,239 My face! My gorgeous face! 80 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,199 (Whimpers) 81 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,359 (Siren) 82 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,079 Martin! 83 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,959 He went with that cow! 84 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,559 - I'll scratch her eyes out! - Oi, you two. 85 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,519 My boyfriend is in there! 86 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:24,079 Anybody there? 87 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,599 Please, is anybody there? 88 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,799 Please! Please! 89 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,959 (Whimpers) 90 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:34,679 (Chattering) 91 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,199 (Whispers) Mum! 92 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,039 Aaargh! 93 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,519 Help me! 94 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,719 (Creature chatters) 95 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,399 Please... 96 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,519 I'll never drink again. I promise. 97 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,399 Honest. 98 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,559 From now on, I swear, not a drop. 99 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:03,679 Oh, really? 100 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,839 (Approaching scream) 101 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,959 Whoo! 102 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,039 PARNASSUS: You have chosen well. 103 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,279 The path to Parnassus is steep. 104 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,359 The way is long. 105 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,199 But with perseverance, 106 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,759 and fierce dedication, 107 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,439 - the heights are attainable. - (Piano music) 108 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,239 So with spirits high and a spring in your step, 109 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,559 with a song in your heart, 110 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,079 the clouds will part, 111 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,839 the heavens will open 112 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,999 and you will be a man, my son. 113 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,039 Hi there. Come on in. 114 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,319 Looks like you could use a drink. 115 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,079 Maybe just the one. 116 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:20,919 Hey! 117 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,199 Make mine a double! 118 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,119 Oh! 119 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,319 He won, I lost. 120 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,039 I lost again. 121 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,559 - What were you doing? - He was chasing me. 122 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,399 - What was I supposed to... - Don't go through the mirror. 123 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,439 - Never. You know that. MAN: Oi, you! 124 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,719 Gunga Din. 125 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,919 Come 'ere. 126 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,159 What do you think you're playing at? 127 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,039 Playing? Oh, no, no, no. 128 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,399 We don't play. 129 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,879 What we do is deadly serious. 130 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,559 Gone. 131 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,039 Will we miss him? I don't think so. 132 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,079 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately. 133 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,319 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now. 134 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,319 Ow! 135 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,799 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. All right? Vertically deficient. 136 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,599 Defunct? 137 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,639 Vertically d... 138 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,839 Vertically challenged. Vertically... 139 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,879 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are, get off of my beat or I will do you. 140 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,839 - You included. - D'accord. D'accord. 141 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,239 - Who threw that? - Bonne nuit. 142 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,879 You're nicked. 143 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,119 (Excited screams) 144 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,279 Take a ticket. Wait your turn. 145 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,879 Only 20 quid a go. 146 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,559 Reduced to five for one night only. 147 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:14,079 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in... 148 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,599 is full of enchantment... 149 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,199 for those with eyes to see it. 150 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:20,519 Chicken! 151 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,319 (Squawks) 152 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,519 I want to go there, there and there. 153 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,799 - I want something to eat. - Stop going on. 154 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,519 MAN: No. They won't let you, darling. 155 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,279 But I want to, I want to. 156 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,039 - Linda! - You never let me... 157 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,199 Excuse me. Excuse me. 158 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,039 (Sighs) 159 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,399 Do you mind? 160 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,599 (Gasps) 161 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:40,999 Anton. 162 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,039 Anton, he went back there. 163 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,039 - Just go and er... - I'm going to go back. Ssh. 164 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,599 BOY'S PARENTS: Diego! Diego! 165 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,799 Die. 166 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,639 Die! Yes. 167 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,399 (Laughs) 168 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,639 Yes. 169 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,319 Please exit the Imaginarium immediately. 170 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,799 Choice is not available without parental consent. 171 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,799 Die! 172 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,679 Yeah! 173 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,719 If one of you perverts has got our boy, I won't be answerable for my actions. 174 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,639 - Diego! - Diego! 175 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,999 Diego! 176 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,159 Ah... 177 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,679 W-What? 178 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,439 - She's not looking for him. - I don't care! 179 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,239 Hello. 180 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,839 Voilà. 181 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,319 - Yeah! - Oh, it worked! 182 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,799 Where have you been? I've been worried sick. 183 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,439 One little devil out of the fire... 184 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,519 Wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Get up. 185 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,599 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you. 186 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,479 - Anton? - Yes, sir. 187 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:30,839 - You know the rules about the mirror? - Yes, I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really... 188 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,639 - He was a ten-year-old boy. - I know. 189 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,559 You did well, my boy. You did well. 190 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,759 Good lad. Good lad. 191 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,079 Thank you. 192 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,799 - Good lad. Good lad. - Thank you. 193 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,999 You go through the mirror and he's all over you. 194 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,279 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate. 195 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,959 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter. 196 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,799 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious... 197 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,319 (Whispers) His scrumptious daughter. 198 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,479 Why did I say "scrumptious"? 199 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,599 Beautiful. 200 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,719 Intelligent. Sweet. 201 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,799 "Scrumptious"? Idiot! 202 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,839 (Mutters softly) 203 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,839 Hey, Parny. 204 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,079 It's been a while. 205 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,119 ANTON: Whoa... Last call. 206 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,559 - Hey, Anton. - Yes, Percy? 207 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,759 - What did I say? - Stop Percying about. 208 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,919 We don't have all night. 209 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,959 Bloody kids again. 210 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,119 - What's up, Doc? - Hey! 211 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,599 Don't we love our children? 212 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,239 She's ripe as a peach. 213 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,599 Sweet little 16. 214 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,719 And all mine! 215 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,319 He's come to collect. 216 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,039 I thought so. 217 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,679 He's early. 218 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,799 What can I do? 219 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,279 Nothing. 220 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,439 There must be something. 221 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,879 How many days left? 222 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,079 Three. 223 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,359 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon. 224 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:57,799 ♪ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 225 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,759 ♪ That's amore... 226 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,839 Will you shut up about food? 227 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,559 We're plum out. And I'm starving. 228 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:08,439 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left. 229 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,679 (Anton hums) 230 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,399 - Ooh, look at this. - Hey, that's mine. 231 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,239 Oh, won't you look at that? That is... 232 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,239 - That's private! - It's gorgeous. 233 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,079 - Give it. - All that mahogany, oh! 234 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,159 - Anton! - (Chuckles) 235 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,519 Would you really be happy in a place like that? 236 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,799 Would you? 237 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,319 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think. 238 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,359 Well, maybe if I was with you. 239 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,999 Ah-ah! 240 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:47,839 Sssh. 241 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,959 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you? 242 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,639 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it. 243 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,279 Let's do it. 244 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,719 - Why not? You and me. - I can't run away. 245 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,159 - You and me. - We can't run away. I can't. 246 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,879 I'm underage. 247 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,039 Oh, don't do that. 248 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,879 I shall be 12 on Wednesday. 249 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,079 Don't be ridiculous. 250 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,839 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday? 251 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,719 12. 252 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,639 Ha! See? 253 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,119 Parnassus says so too. 254 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,439 - Are you trying to say he's ridiculous? - No. 255 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,839 Actually, 256 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,519 I'm really going to be 16. 257 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,639 Sweet 16. 258 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:39,039 The age of consent. 259 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,479 (Small bells tinkling) 260 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,639 Is that you, Scrumpy? 261 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,879 Who the hell else is it gonna be? 262 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,799 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this! 263 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,039 - Yes, I know, I know. - And that again? 264 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,399 For God's sakes, Dad! Put 'em up. 265 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,239 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out. 266 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,479 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now. 267 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,439 I have something very important that I have to tell you. 268 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,839 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever? 269 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,839 Immortality is a bloody curse. 270 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,839 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it. 271 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,799 Look at me. I mean... 272 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,279 Look at me. Nobody's fooled. 273 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,839 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle too, while we're at it. 274 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,719 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday. 275 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,039 Shut up and listen to me! 276 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,319 I have to explain something to you before it's too late. 277 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,039 One winter night... 278 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,399 - Is this gonna take long? - Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. 279 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,559 Many years ago... 280 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,239 Er...many centuries ago, in fact, 281 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:52,119 when I was - believe it or not - a young monk, 282 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,119 someone visited me in my sanctuary, 283 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,719 someone I had hoped never to meet. 284 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,319 Someone... 285 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:08,039 ..none of us should ever hope to meet. 286 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,879 (Horse whinnies) 287 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,599 (Monks chanting) 288 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,839 Having captured the wind, 289 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,879 tamed the storm, 290 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,639 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis, 291 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,119 the Chief Steward, lying down to take his rest, 292 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,039 had a most disturbing dream. 293 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:14,439 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast approaching on the snowswept plain. 294 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,559 The Chief Steward woke. 295 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,599 (Door rattles) 296 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,639 (Deep rumbling) 297 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,599 (Hinges creaking) 298 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,719 (Wind howls) 299 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,119 PERCY: And so the Steward set out on his great journey... 300 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:50,399 - What exactly do you all do here? - We tell the eternal story. 301 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,319 And what is that, exactly? 302 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,119 The story that sustains the universe. 303 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,079 The story without which there is nothing. 304 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,759 Nothing? 305 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,679 You mean... 306 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:12,079 stop telling the story and the whole universe ceases to exist? 307 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,239 You make it sound so simple. 308 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,799 And you believe it? 309 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,519 We are ordained for this task. 310 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,799 (Chuckles) It's just incredible to me, 311 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,519 that you can believe something that can be so easily disproved. 312 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,679 Oh, I don't think so. 313 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,519 Hm. 314 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,239 We'll see. 315 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,599 PERCY: I will gather a thousand... - So. 316 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,839 (High-pitched whine) 317 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,519 Stop! 318 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,799 ..having been brought to the limit of his endurance... 319 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,079 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail... 320 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,319 (Whining continues) 321 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,479 ..our calmness of... 322 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,199 There. 323 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,599 The story stopped. 324 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,079 No more story. 325 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,159 But we're still here. 326 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,919 The fire's still burning. 327 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,639 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing. 328 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,679 Nothing has changed. 329 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,439 Come on, cheer up, Doc. 330 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,479 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense. 331 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,239 Now you can do other things with your powers. 332 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,879 You can erm... 333 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,039 I dunno, you can go shopping. 334 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,319 Have fun. 335 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:38,719 You can learn a foreign language or... or go on a cruise. 336 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,319 (Chuckles) 337 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,079 God! 338 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,759 - (Screeches) - Damn it! 339 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,999 (Laughs) 340 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,159 A sign, a message. 341 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,559 That bird was a messenger... 342 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,359 from some distant place that we know nothing of. 343 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,159 Oh, I see it all now, 344 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,039 so clear. 345 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,039 This has nothing to do with us here. 346 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,319 Somewhere in this world, right now, 347 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,999 someone else is telling a story. 348 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,919 A different story - a saga or romance, 349 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,359 a tale of unforeseen death - it doesn't matter. 350 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,559 It's sustaining the universe. 351 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,359 That's why we're still here. 352 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,359 You can't stop stories being told. 353 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,359 That's a weak hypothesis. 354 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,559 I don't think so. 355 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,279 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you? 356 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,239 What? 357 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,839 And that was my first wager with the Devil. 358 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,639 You see, the very first of us to... 359 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,439 ..attract 12 disciples would win the bet. 360 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,479 His argument: 361 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,719 the necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance. 362 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,759 Mine: 363 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:10,839 the power of the imagination to transform and illuminate our lives. 364 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,439 It was a hard fight but I won. 365 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,479 (Chuckles) 366 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,039 My prize? 367 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,519 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life. 368 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,279 Huh. 369 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,439 Everlasting torment. 370 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,199 He tricked me. He let me win. 371 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,599 He knew that times would change. 372 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,159 And that one day, no-one would want my stories. 373 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,639 This was the price of my arrogance. 374 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,959 Forgotten, lost, alone. 375 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,799 Desperate. 376 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,559 (Carriage rattles, horse whinnies) 377 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,239 We've stopped. 378 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,319 Go on with your story. 379 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,159 No, another time. 380 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,679 Something's happened. You'd better go and see. 381 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:10,239 Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories. 382 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,999 (Thunder rumbles) 383 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,639 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here. 384 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,719 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water. 385 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,159 I swear. I swear. 386 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,759 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow... 387 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,359 ..thrown from those pillars over there. 388 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,879 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer? 389 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,399 - Yeah, he's river dancing. - Yeah, he's river dancing. See that? 390 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,279 VALENTINA: That's someone hanging! 391 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,919 He must be under this bridge. 392 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,679 Hanging? 393 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,239 Get a rope. 394 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,719 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope. 395 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,159 - Get a rope! - OK. 396 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,879 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ! 397 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,039 (Thunder rumbles) 398 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,359 All right, all right. 399 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,159 OK, lower, lower, lower. All right. 400 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,079 Stop, stop! 401 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,119 Jesus. Agh. All right. OK. 402 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,959 OK. OK. 403 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,239 OK. 404 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,999 No, I can't... I can't reach him. 405 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,159 Hold on, I'll swing you. 406 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,839 I'm gonna swing you in. 407 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,559 All right, try again. 408 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,079 Whoaagh! 409 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,319 Again, up. 410 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,319 Yes. 411 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,039 (Grunts) 412 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,279 I've got him. 413 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,559 Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God! 414 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,479 Sir, are you all right? 415 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,599 OK, I've got you here. 416 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,599 Get in there. 417 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,759 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez! 418 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,039 OK. 419 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,999 All right. 420 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,319 Come on. Stay with me, mate. 421 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,439 Aarrghh! 422 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,839 You've done it. Brilliant! 423 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,079 - OK, pull him up. - Pull me up! 424 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,919 Jesus Christ! 425 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,359 (Anton yells) 426 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,359 Whoagh! 427 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,079 - Are you OK? - Oh, God! 428 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,559 Why are you fishing dead people out of the river? 429 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,559 Leave him be, for the love of God! 430 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,799 He's dead! 431 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,719 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up. 432 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,239 Anton, help me. 433 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,399 - Help her. - All right, I've got him. 434 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,239 Watch your head. 435 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,399 Pull him this way. 436 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,879 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work. 437 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,919 It's not gonna work. Watch out. 438 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,119 You don't know where he's been, anyway. 439 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,279 Ready? All clear? 440 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,279 Ohh! 441 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,559 Oh! 442 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,759 - He's alive! - He was. 443 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,639 What on earth is that? 444 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,399 - We'll put him in the trunk. - But... 445 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,399 - What? - The boss said leave him. 446 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,559 He thought he was dead. Come on. 447 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,079 No, no, no. I don't like this. 448 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,599 This just doesn't... It's none of our business. 449 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,719 What do you suggest, that we leave him on the side of the road? 450 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,799 Definitely. Let's go. 451 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,279 All right. 452 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,319 Careful. 453 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,399 PERCY: Anton, come on! - Percy! 454 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,599 Percy, you dropped these. 455 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,919 PERCY: Giddy up! 456 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,079 Val! Val, come on! 457 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,919 Jump up. 458 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,119 (Grunts) 459 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,319 (Groans) 460 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,559 (Gasps) 461 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,279 (Coughs) 462 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,759 Hey, you! 463 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,839 I suppose somebody saves your life every day of the week. 464 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,519 What? 465 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,199 Is it too much of a bother for a mere thank you? 466 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,799 Who are you? 467 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,919 Percival St Antoine della Touraine et Sansepolcro da Piemonte Ill. 468 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,799 And if that seems too difficult, you can call me Percy. 469 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,399 Where the hell are we? 470 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,959 Geographically, in the northern hemisphere, socially, on the margins, 471 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,199 and narratively, with some way to go. 472 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,679 And your name is? 473 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,479 Uh... 474 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,159 I can't remember. 475 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,959 That's frigging handy! 476 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,039 Any credit cards? 477 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,839 Are you trying to rob me? 478 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,519 What are you doing? 479 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,559 With your name on them. 480 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,759 Oh, right, er... 481 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,559 Where's my wallet? Where's my phone? What have you done with it? 482 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,599 - Don't look at us. - Who are you? 483 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,919 He doesn't remember. 484 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,919 Listen, er...whoever you people are, and whatever it is you get up to, 485 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,239 I'm cool with it. 486 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,679 I won't tell anyone about it and er... 487 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,239 I'm gonna go now, all right? 488 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,639 (Musical ringtone) 489 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,279 It's probably for you. 490 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,519 Oh. 491 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,959 Here's my phone. 492 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,879 WOMAN: There you are. 493 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,319 What are you doing? What are you doing? 494 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,479 (Woman speaks Russian) 495 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,839 Pity. 496 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,599 I speak Russian. 497 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,239 Oh, hello. 498 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,919 Are you all right? 499 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,679 Yeah. 500 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,759 Yeah, it's just I feel... 501 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,159 I think I need a place to gather my thoughts for a little bit. 502 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,879 Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. 503 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,999 Thank you for that but you can't stay. 504 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,439 - Why not? - (Coughs) 505 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,479 What do you mean? Look at him. 506 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,519 We... We don't know who he is. 507 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,359 We don't know what he's done. 508 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,639 Listen, I haven't done anything, mate. 509 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,279 - All right? - Oh, right. 510 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,319 I understand where you're coming from, but understand where I'm coming from. 511 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,519 I don't know my name. You know, I don't know how I got here. 512 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,839 I don't know who you are or who she is, and I certainly don't know what that is. 513 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,479 You know? 514 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,519 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head, 515 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:35,799 waking up in that box, in the back of this... whatever the hell this thing is. 516 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,839 And I just... I just... 517 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,719 (Coughs) 518 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,719 (Groans) Oh, my head! 519 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,599 What the hell's going on here? 520 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,239 I told you to leave him. He was dead. 521 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,079 Well, he isn't and we didn't. 522 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,559 ANTON: We found him hanging under the bridge, sir. 523 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,199 - Hanging? - Yeah. 524 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,439 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense. 525 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,919 We found these in his pockets. Two of these. 526 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,359 The Hanged Man. 527 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,439 Scrumpy, get out of my way. 528 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,959 No. 529 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,159 Signs are all clear. 530 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,479 And those marks! 531 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,719 - I recognise them. - What marks? 532 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,799 You've been sent by Mr Nick, haven't you? 533 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,879 - Mr Nick? - I knew it. You know his name. 534 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:42,639 No. 535 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,039 He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he? 536 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,159 A new wager, perhaps, 537 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,999 or another twist in the game? 538 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,399 He can't help himself, can he? 539 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,919 Thank God! Thank God for that! 540 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,519 VALENTINA: Dad says you should work. 541 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,559 Help focus your mind. 542 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,359 I don't know, it might bring your memory back. 543 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,359 Ah, here we are. Try this. 544 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,239 Thanks. 545 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,039 (Gramophone plays) 546 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,039 You can help out front. 547 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,479 Sell tickets or something like that. 548 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,199 What do you think? 549 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,799 Hm? 550 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,959 OK. 551 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,559 So...no name 552 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,719 and now no face? 553 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,159 The mystery thickens. 554 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,359 PARNASSUS: Get your grubby hands... 555 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,639 All right. That's not necessary. 556 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,079 - Valentina, we got a problem. - So strange. 557 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,119 Just a complete blank, you know. 558 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,359 PARNASSUS: I can dress myself. 559 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,519 Let me go, I said! 560 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,999 Let me go! 561 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,199 (Needle scratches on record) 562 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,199 Ow. Hey, come on. 563 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,359 Doctor. 564 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,959 Oh, God, he's gonna be sick. 565 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:15,879 Aha! 566 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,119 Is your memory less impaired? 567 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,159 Is it all coming back to you now? 568 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,839 What? 569 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,639 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster. 570 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,679 You can't go on. You're drunk. 571 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,879 I'm not drunk! I'm grumpy...Scrumpy. 572 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,639 (Clattering) 573 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,639 Er... 574 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,639 (Mutters softly) 575 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,879 ANTON: L-L-Ladies and gentlemen, 576 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,999 raise your sights for one night only. 577 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,759 Encounter... 578 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,759 Percy, where's George gone? 579 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,119 ..the majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each... 580 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,039 - (Percy blows raspberry) - Anton, where's George? 581 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,639 Who... Who's George? 582 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,799 I thought we should give him a name. 583 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,639 All right, that's cute. 584 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,279 Saint George, in fact. To be precise. Well, hello there, darling. 585 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:09,079 Oh, that's a lovely scarf. It matches those lovely eyes of yours. 586 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,199 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show. Want to see a magic show? 587 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,439 Thank God for that. Not a single customer. 588 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,359 - I'm closing up. - Let's do that. 589 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,119 - He's never not done a show before. - (Whistling) 590 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,079 - All right. - N-n-n-no. 591 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,119 No, what are you doing? 592 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,719 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours. 593 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,639 Do yours. Go juggle. You're doing your thing, you look beautiful. 594 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,239 OK. Ladies and... 595 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,879 Well, ladies. 596 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:44,359 I am very proud to present to you the one, the only, the extraordinary... 597 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,399 Doctor Parnassus. 598 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,439 (Drunkenly) ♪ I'm a little teapot short and stout 599 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,519 ♪ Here's my handle and here's my spout... 600 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,719 - Urgh! - (Needle scratches on record) 601 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,719 Dad? 602 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,759 This man is drunk! 603 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,999 - Dead drunk! - Oh, that's disgraceful! 604 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,319 - He's not drunk. - No, he's not. He's... 605 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,359 - Got a bad cold. - And you know what? 606 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,799 Despite that, he still went on, for his audience, for you... 607 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,839 at considerable risk for his health. 608 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,879 And I think that is worthy of a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. 609 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,079 - What a man. - We want our money back. 610 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,679 Every penny. 611 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,839 Well, you... 612 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,599 All right, listen. You can have your money back. 613 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,879 I understand, but I... Listen. 614 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,639 To tell you the truth, the Doctor's daughter... 615 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,999 I know she looks pretty but she ain't... 616 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,719 She's pretty sick, see? 617 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,759 She needs surgery. 618 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,239 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get. Otherwise she's gonna... 619 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,439 That's what all this is about - to try and get money for her. 620 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,479 Do you understand? I mean... 621 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,879 How about this? 622 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,839 We'll give you a free ticket - no, two free tickets - 623 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,919 if you buy another one at half price. 624 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,359 Er...this offer's only available today. 625 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,999 All right, go on. 626 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,559 - What? - Oh, nothing. 627 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,839 (Mimics Valentina) This offer is only available today. 628 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,359 - He took all that? - Yeah. 629 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,439 Have you ever seen so much? 630 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,599 ANTON: That is what lying through your teeth can get you. 631 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,639 Come on, Anton. 632 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,919 How was he to know that we're not gonna be here tomorrow? 633 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,399 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad. 634 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,439 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually. 635 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,079 Maybe with George here, maybe you could get out of this dump. 636 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,879 Go find your ideal home. 637 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:45,999 Anton. 638 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,519 (Horse whinnies) 639 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,359 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate. 640 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,559 What's the... 641 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,919 (Parnassus groans) 642 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,199 I should be dead. 643 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,919 (Alarm rings) 644 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:13,999 (Ping) 645 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,479 - (Groans) - You know, you shouldn't drink. 646 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,039 It just flat out doesn't agree with you. 647 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,639 You are so right. 648 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,679 - (Fly buzzing) - You? 649 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,519 Oh, shit. 650 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,079 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time? I'll do anything. 651 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,519 I know you will. 652 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,919 By the way, your man lost his memory. 653 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:35,799 Bloody useless. 654 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,239 - He's not my man. - What? 655 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,399 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd. 656 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,159 Just tidying up. 657 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,319 He runs a big charity. 658 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,439 I don't trust him. 659 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,519 - But you don't trust me either, do you? - Oh, just tell me what you want. 660 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,079 I just thought that last night when you were so upset 661 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,639 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope. 662 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,399 Maybe you could use a little bet. 663 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,439 What? 664 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,039 It's over, it's over. Finito. 665 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,719 Oh, come on, it's never over. 666 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,079 Come on, what have you got to lose? Look, you could end up winning. 667 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,279 You could save her. 668 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,719 What do you say? First to five souls? 669 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,599 - First to five? - Yeah. 670 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,079 No tricks? 671 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,759 - No. - No, no cheating? 672 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,839 No cheating. 673 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,439 I'd say yes. Deal. 674 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,079 God, I love a betting man. 675 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,319 OK, by her birthday, then. 676 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,959 That's in two days, you bastard. 677 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,479 Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing? 678 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,359 Things are gonna pick up. Sure as eggs is eggs. 679 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,759 - Yeah. - OK. 680 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,839 - First one to five souls wins. - I'll kill you, you son of a bitch. 681 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,999 Now that I'd like to see. 682 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,719 Wait! 683 00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,759 (Clatter) 684 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,279 Oh! 685 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,399 (Chickens clucking) 686 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,399 (Groans) 687 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,439 Damn phone. 688 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,199 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George. 689 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:29,319 Scrumpy? 690 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,079 Oh... (Mutters) 691 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,079 Oh. 692 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,759 Good lord. (Tuts) 693 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,399 Good lord. 694 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,479 (Snap) 695 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,519 - Food, food. We got food. - (Bicycle bell) 696 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:48,639 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables. 697 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,479 And we got...this thing. Whatever this thing is. 698 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,319 It's all your fault we're eating so well today. 699 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,199 Know how to pluck? 700 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,839 Is that...is that...Bertie? 701 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,119 George thought doves would be better. 702 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,599 - Pluck it. - Pluck it? 703 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,359 - Yeah. - How? 704 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,279 Here. 705 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,399 That was my best trick. 706 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,559 Five souls in two days, huh? 707 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,679 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think. 708 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,159 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it. 709 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,119 - Cards don't lie. - No? 710 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,559 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George. 711 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,839 Oh, I worry about you. 712 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,399 Not knowing who you are. 713 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,039 It must be extrêmement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas? 714 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,279 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times. 715 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,159 - I may be able to help you. - Really? 716 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,999 Yes. You see this contraption here? 717 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,959 Do the honours, Percy. 718 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,079 Yes. Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head. 719 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,479 - That's it. Now, you see these wires? - Yes. 720 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,199 Just hold on to that. That's right. 721 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,799 - All right. - That's right, now. 722 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,839 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing. 723 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,799 That's not gonna be hard considering... 724 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,759 - Shut it! - I beg your pardon? 725 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,279 Your mouth. Don't breathe. 726 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,999 - Hold your breath. - Seriously? 727 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,199 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane. 728 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,119 Think of the earth, the ocean... 729 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,679 That's very good. Very good, very good. 730 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,599 Yes. I need a name. 731 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,239 I need a name. Huh? 732 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,759 Yes, I have a name. 733 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,559 Shepherd. 734 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:45,599 (Exhales) 735 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,759 Anthony Shepherd. 736 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,159 They call you Tony. 737 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,839 That was exhausting. 738 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,959 You used to do good works, I understand. 739 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,879 Erm...something about a charity, 740 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,999 I think. 741 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,599 Yes. Erm... 742 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,399 Tony Shepherd... 743 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,759 It rings a bell for sure. 744 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,119 Wow. This... 745 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,519 This...this... It really works. 746 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,519 You erm... 747 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,039 Is there anything else you discovered when you were doing your "ums"...? 748 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,479 Well, I mean... 749 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,919 You must understand this is an ancient technique. 750 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,439 - Right. - I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid. 751 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,399 (Both laugh) 752 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,439 No. There was absolutely nothing else. 753 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,999 No. 754 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,279 Well, it's fascinating stuff. 755 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,719 It really is, I must say. I mean, can I take this off now? 756 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,759 - Yes. - Is that all right? 757 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,559 - I mean, thank you very much. - No, no. Not at all. Not at all. 758 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,559 Bless you. I have a name. 759 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,599 Charity work? 760 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,839 Cool. 761 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,719 So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge? 762 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,359 Percy! 763 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,159 Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it? 764 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,679 (Blows raspberry) 765 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,399 No, it's erm...so strange. It's horrible, you know? 766 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,199 I just... Everything is just a complete blank. 767 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,639 You know? But as the good doctor said, I... 768 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,959 I was involved in some sort of charity. I do remember that. 769 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,999 There you go. Plucked. 770 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,279 I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know, to think that I could have... 771 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,999 - you know, changed the world. - (Pipe plays) 772 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,559 That I could have made a difference. You know, given people hope, eh? 773 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,119 I mean, what an arrogant idiot I must have... 774 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,559 Hey! What's that? Can I have a look at that? 775 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:49,359 - What is that you've got? - It's Beethoven, Ode To Joy. 776 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,799 No, not the song, mate. The pipe. 777 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,999 - Oh... - I think it belongs to me. 778 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,799 - Really? You think...? - Yeah. 779 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,599 How do you...how do you know that? You remembered you're a musician. 780 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,519 Yeah, it's a day of remembering. Can I please have it back? 781 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,919 - Are you sure? - Yes. 782 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,439 You're sure this is yours? 783 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,879 - Positive, mate. - How can you be sure? 784 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,479 I just know these things. Can I have it back, please? 785 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,479 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go. 786 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,199 - Er... - Er... 787 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,719 - (Laughs) - Yeah. 788 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,039 - Yeah... - All right. 789 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,759 - I don't know where it's gone. - It's very funny, isn't it? 790 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,799 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me. 791 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,959 - Yeah, I understand. - It's a special pipe. 792 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,999 I don't quite know... OK, sorry. Got it, got it. Sorry. 793 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,359 There you go. Take it. 794 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,519 - Sorry, sorry. - Thanks. 795 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,679 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me. 796 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,639 - All right? - It's a little bit funny. 797 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,159 - No, it's not. Get my pipe back. - All right. 798 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,359 Let me just look around. 799 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,519 What is it doing in a teapot? 800 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,479 That's what I want to know. 801 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,719 - What is it doing in a teapot? - I don't know. 802 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,359 - Now, thank you very much. - OK. 803 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,159 - All right. I'm just mucking about. - All right. 804 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,679 Right! Now you go fetch that thing. 805 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,639 - No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. - OK. 806 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,319 - I'm gonna get it. - Right now. 807 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,679 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out. 808 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,599 There. 809 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,079 Anton. Enough. 810 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,959 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond. 811 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,719 Thanks, darling. 812 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,879 Just trying to bond. 813 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,199 OK. 814 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,799 - That was fun! - Yeah. Funny, funny. 815 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,079 - (Horse whinnies) - We'll take this one to the back. 816 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,079 I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him? 817 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,359 He's in love with Valentina. 818 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,399 In love? Who gave him permission? 819 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,639 - It happens. - The little snake. 820 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:41,919 Take him from the streets and that's the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive. 821 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,119 While you're at it, there's the other one. 822 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,159 - The other one? - The rattlesnake. 823 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,639 - The forgetful cobra. - Oh, Tony? 824 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,559 - Tony's another kettle of fish. - Is he? 825 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,319 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic. A man of destiny. 826 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,519 - And he'll help us win. - I think he just might. 827 00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,479 (Scoffs) 828 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,999 - Scrumpy sees some good in him. - She's better off with Anton. 829 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,959 Perhaps I should offer her hand 830 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,439 to whoever helps us win the next five souls. 831 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,559 That's an even worse idea than all the other bad ones you've had today. 832 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:17,639 You're not wrong, you're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her. 833 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,719 You're never wrong, are you? 834 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,879 (Chuckles) Percy. What would I do without you? 835 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,519 - Get a midget. - What? 836 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,359 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am. 837 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,919 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny. 838 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,039 Yes, I know, I know. 839 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:39,279 Doctor Parnassus... as old as the universe itself. 840 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,439 - Versed in... - Ah, evening, smokers. 841 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,719 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight? Is it good? 842 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,599 - (Laughter) - Is it all right? Had a few pints? 843 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,559 - Let the mind... - Is he OK? 844 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:51,679 ..of the great Dr Parnassus... 845 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,879 What are you doing, sniffing about like that? 846 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,239 We must concentrate tonight. Everything depends on it. 847 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,239 (Clash of cymbals) 848 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,439 (Gramophone plays) 849 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,759 (Laughter) 850 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,879 Let the great mind...of this doctor... 851 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,839 - (Laughter) -..transport you.. 852 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,479 ..to the world of your imagination. 853 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,759 (Laughter) 854 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,439 You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny. 855 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,959 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce. 856 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,119 Procrastinate no longer. 857 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,559 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice... 858 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,919 - Hi there! -..of an angel. 859 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,559 Don't you, now? Now, come on, trust me, you're gonna love this experience. 860 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,759 Hey, what are you doing? 861 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,439 Taking you to the heart of your imagination. 862 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,839 Oh, my God. No way. 863 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,959 Trust me, you will not regret this. 864 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,719 - Go for it, Sal. - Yeah, go for it, Sal. 865 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,039 - Only if she comes too. - Now you're talking. 866 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,119 - I can't do two at the same time. - Are you crazy, kid? Go for it. 867 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,279 - Well, I'm not going on my own. - We'll do it together. 868 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,079 - Together. Good idea. - Are you crazy? 869 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,119 Two imaginations in there at the same time? 870 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,679 Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies. 871 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,559 One at a time's fine, you see. 872 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,039 When there are two, the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker 873 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,879 and you have no idea what might happen. 874 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,719 - That's really stupid. - One alone is safe. Follow me. 875 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,839 - Enjoy yourselves. - Let go! 876 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,799 - Wait, Anton. Anton! - Have no fear. 877 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,719 Put me down! 878 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,119 She doesn't want to do it on her own. 879 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,439 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience. 880 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,279 - Put me down! - Pillock. 881 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,559 - No! - What are you doing? 882 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,199 We've got a customer. 883 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,839 - Oh, here we go! - (Screams) 884 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,519 Dad. Father. 885 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,359 - Ooh! - Sal! 886 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,759 Sal! Get off me! Sal! 887 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:55,599 Dave! Dave! 888 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,279 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Sal's in there! 889 00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,439 Get back! Get back! 890 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,799 (Whinnies) 891 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,719 (Cries out) 892 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,479 Wait. Wait! 893 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,839 VALENTINA: Tony! 894 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,799 Come here, you! 895 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,239 Get off! 896 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,999 Come back! 897 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,159 Wa-argh! 898 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,159 (Sally screams) 899 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,279 (Screams) 900 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,159 (Fly buzzing) 901 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,279 Hi there. 902 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,679 Ow! (Groans) 903 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,559 Shit. 904 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,799 - (Muttering) - What were you thinking? 905 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,999 Look what you've done. 906 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,719 - (Clattering) - Jesus. 907 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,559 - Leave us alone. - I'm trying to help. 908 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,439 Get out of here. 909 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,679 - Leave! - First to five. 910 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,839 First to five. 911 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,519 - First to five. One down. First to five. - Ssh. It's OK. 912 00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:34,919 Get up. We've gotta keep moving. 913 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,359 - I know. It's all right. It's fixable. - Look, all the homeless guys. 914 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,839 - They'll eat our food. - All right. Let's do this. 915 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,719 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doing? 916 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,599 - I'm helping. - You made a mess. 917 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,719 - What? I'm... - Get out of here. Come on. 918 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,519 - Percy, Percy... - You're not helping. Get up. 919 00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,639 - All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. - Go away. 920 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,079 (Metal creaks) 921 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,239 (Whistles) 922 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,119 Why don't you just claim it all on insurance? 923 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,239 - Bugger off! - All right. I was just asking. 924 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:16,199 (Groans) Oh, God. 925 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,159 That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it? 926 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,319 Just leave me alone, mate. 927 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:27,399 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate. 928 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,519 And she wanted me to have a little chat with you about what happened today, 929 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,039 with the young lady behind the mirror. 930 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,359 Erm... What are you suggesting, mate? 931 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,999 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her screaming. 932 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,599 I was screaming as well. 933 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,999 - It was terrifying. - It was terrifying? 934 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,759 - I don't understand. - Well, you wouldn't, would you? 935 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,359 You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, have you? 936 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,439 - No, I haven't. - No. Yeah, you, you, my friend, 937 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,559 you probably think it's a scam. 938 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,159 Well, ain't it? 939 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,399 Oh, no. 940 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,599 No, it's not. 941 00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,519 I wouldn't, I wouldn't... I wouldn't expect you to understand. 942 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,839 Not in a million years. 943 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,879 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds, 944 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,119 then why isn't he ruling the world, then? 945 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,559 Hey? 946 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,279 Why bother with this little...sideshow act? 947 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,319 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world. 948 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,799 He wants the world to rule itself. 949 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,999 Yeah. 950 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,999 And what about the mirror? What's that about? 951 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,119 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - No, mate. 952 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,839 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man. 953 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,799 It is... (Inhales) 954 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:54,799 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery. 955 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,239 Yeah. 956 00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:00,479 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us. He holds the universe behind that mirror. 957 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,199 Does "first to five" mean anything to you? 958 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,959 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one. 959 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,159 It's all over. It's lost. 960 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,839 - Finished. Over. - Ssh. Don't say that. 961 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,639 It's never over. 962 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,799 You're supposed to be immortal, remember? 963 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,399 Honestly, it's gonna be OK, Dad. 964 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,479 How can you understand? 965 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,079 Hm? 966 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,119 You're a child. 967 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,319 You've never loved. 968 00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,439 Not like I have. 969 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,319 From the moment I looked up... 970 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,399 ..and saw her, I was captivated. 971 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,999 A prisoner for life. 972 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,239 (Melancholy tune) 973 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,879 (Music stops) 974 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,319 I was a thousand years old. 975 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,599 How could I woo her? 976 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,439 How could I ever make her mine? 977 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,679 Percy, you devil! Let go. You don't understand. 978 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,799 - Don't be a fool. - Let go. 979 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,519 - You can't die. You're immortal. - Let go! 980 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,719 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward. 981 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,159 And I'll end up looking after you... 982 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,599 - Just let go, you little shit. -..forever! 983 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,279 No! 984 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:37,519 And at times like these, the Devil was never far away. 985 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,519 Why look so glum, Parny? 986 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,919 Accentuate the positive. 987 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,279 He granted me mortality again... 988 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,719 and youth and new powers. 989 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,879 Greater powers. 990 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,639 And I won her. 991 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,759 I was so in love. 992 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,359 So in love. 993 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,519 (Thud) 994 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,159 But at what price? 995 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,279 What price? 996 00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,839 (Mr Nick laughs) 997 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,039 What's up, Doc? 998 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,919 But at what price? 999 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,439 PARNASSUS: Pick up those rotten apples. 1000 00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,119 Percy, pick up those rotten apples. 1001 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:43,399 - Ow. - Sorry. 1002 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,399 Thank God it's only cuts and bruises. 1003 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,439 - Yeah. - I thought we'd lost you. 1004 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,159 Oh, sweetheart. 1005 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,199 What a sweet thing to say. 1006 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,199 Oh, look at you. 1007 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,399 I've been meaning to ask you about your father. 1008 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,959 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know. 1009 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,519 Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money? 1010 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:02,799 I don't know. 1011 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,799 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area. 1012 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,839 - I don't know. - Or is it the show, perhaps? 1013 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,199 I don't care about the show any more. 1014 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,199 Or what about the police? Maybe... 1015 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,039 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this. 1016 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,199 Oh, really? 1017 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:22,479 (Chuckles) Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh? 1018 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,839 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way. 1019 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,879 All right? It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff. You know? 1020 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:33,719 Maybe it's just things ought to be done a little different around here. 1021 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,119 What different sort of way do you suggest? 1022 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,359 Morning. How was your sleep last night? 1023 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,359 You had a nasty bump on your head. 1024 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,639 Different? What do you mean? 1025 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:47,479 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know, it's quite obvious that people... 1026 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,119 you know, not many people are attracted to the show. 1027 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,919 Oh, thank you so much. 1028 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:55,639 Well, forgive me, but I have a couple of solutions to your problem. 1029 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,959 One: I was thinking of changing the style of the show. 1030 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,679 And two: I would change the audience, perhaps. 1031 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,599 - Change? - Yeah. 1032 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,959 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me. 1033 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,879 - And I'd... - Change the show? 1034 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,479 Who the friggin' hell do you think you are? 1035 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,199 Don't be so afraid of change, mate. 1036 00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:22,039 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not... 1037 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,079 I don't know what the word is. It's... But you know, it's not... 1038 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,239 Modern? 1039 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,079 Modern. Yes. 1040 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,959 You see, people want modern. They want, you know, like...like this. 1041 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,079 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want. 1042 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,839 I know this world. Trust me. All right? 1043 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,759 Now, with you and your mind control thingamajigamy, 1044 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,719 we need to meet the public halfway. 1045 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,679 You know? The right public in the right part of town. 1046 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,599 - What about the filth? - What? 1047 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,639 - The filth. - He means the police. 1048 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,559 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too. 1049 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,599 - That will be the day. - Yeah. Listen. 1050 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,319 The secret is, you know, not to hide. 1051 00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,359 Be bold. Be colourful. 1052 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:05,959 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps. 1053 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,639 And go places people would never expect you to be at. 1054 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,159 You know? Think. 1055 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,999 Sir, you saved my life. 1056 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,439 Now let me do something in return for you. 1057 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:20,679 Please. 1058 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,679 Would you hold on to that? 1059 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,799 Scrumpy. 1060 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,199 - You believe in coincidence? - No, there's no such thing. 1061 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,239 Isn't that what you always told me? 1062 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,159 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe. 1063 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,319 And the cards. Do you believe in them? 1064 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,439 What the hell are you on about, Dad? Is this some kind of test? 1065 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:48,239 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day. 1066 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,959 Do we gamble on Tony? 1067 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,999 I want your opinion. I need your advice. 1068 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,119 I don't believe this. You want my opinion? 1069 00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,799 - Yeah. - This is the best birthday present ever. 1070 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,279 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it. 1071 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,519 Yes! (Chuckles) 1072 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:09,639 Let's do it! 1073 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,279 I love you, Dad. 1074 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,399 And the Devil take the hindmost. 1075 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,799 - Well, lovely. - Yeah. 1076 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,439 How sweet. 1077 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:18,839 So what do we do now? 1078 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,359 Well, let's see. 1079 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,199 First off, how much money do we have to play with? 1080 01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,599 Cos we're gonna need...all of it. 1081 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,199 Anton! 1082 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,639 What are you doing? Didn't you do enough damage last night? 1083 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,079 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away. 1084 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,639 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you. 1085 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,719 I need you. 1086 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,639 How much money have you got? 1087 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,439 ♪ Ode To Joy 1088 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,719 Look, my dear, did you not read our sign? 1089 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,399 We're here to give, not take, my darling. 1090 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:34,559 But I can see from your beautiful eyes that you are a very, very generous lady 1091 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,359 and I applaud you for that. 1092 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,199 Excuse me, but how does this work? 1093 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,159 - What does it cost? - Cost? No. 1094 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,999 The Imaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money. 1095 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,679 - How long does it take? - Well, that depends, my dear. 1096 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:49,799 - I'm running late. - Late, late, for a very important date. 1097 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,039 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that in my life. 1098 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:53,879 (Sighs) 1099 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,839 Listen, can I ask you a question? 1100 01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,919 Do you dream? 1101 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:03,719 Or should I say, can you put a price on your dreams? 1102 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:09,119 Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh? 1103 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,359 Is there a price for them? 1104 01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:19,039 Or are you all in despair at your inability to change what is wrong in this world, huh? 1105 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,879 You see, I had a dream. 1106 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,679 But I too walked away from it. 1107 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:26,599 You know, I ignored it. 1108 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,759 I had no time for it. 1109 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,399 Does that sound familiar to you? 1110 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:32,439 Yes? 1111 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,879 I know, my dear. 1112 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:38,679 But, you see, ladies and gentlemen, I was saved by a miracle. 1113 01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,319 By Doctor Parnassus. 1114 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,439 He gave me my life back again. 1115 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,159 He gave me a reason to dream. 1116 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:49,559 He took me to the waterfall of happiness. 1117 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,719 And I was reborn. 1118 01:02:54,160 --> 01:03:00,239 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been... 1119 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,959 No, I am...purified. 1120 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,439 - I'll go first. - No, I'm going first! 1121 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,119 No, no, no. 1122 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,759 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now. 1123 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,959 Back off! 1124 01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,519 - But we are taking reservations. - Make a booking. Excuse me. 1125 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,719 - (Women all talk at once) - Calm down. 1126 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,239 Is that child up for adoption? 1127 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,239 Yes. 1128 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,519 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child. It shouldn't be working like this. 1129 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,679 It should be in school. 1130 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,359 - Who's in charge here? - You are, my lady. 1131 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,159 Don't you touch me. 1132 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,759 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's OK, officers. 1133 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:41,799 My darling, tonight is your night. 1134 01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,759 - Do you want to be purified? - Well, oh... 1135 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,919 This is your time. Please, out of the way. 1136 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,159 But we queued. How come she gets to be purified? 1137 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,199 She has been chosen, my dear. 1138 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,159 Come away. Trance, Doctor. 1139 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,719 But I haven't paid a thing. 1140 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,599 You can make a donation on your way out if you feel the need to. 1141 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,319 Some people do. Most people do. 1142 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:00,959 And he is in his trance. 1143 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,679 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive. 1144 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,839 - Now, good luck. - Ooh. 1145 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,799 (Chimes) 1146 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,759 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun. 1147 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,159 There are so many temptations. 1148 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,399 Maybe just a peek? 1149 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,159 VALENTINA: No, wait, Tony! 1150 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,879 Oh, how gorgeous. 1151 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,199 Golly. 1152 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,199 I say, gorgeous. 1153 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,159 (Gasps) 1154 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:49,439 It's me. 1155 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,639 (Whimpers) 1156 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,719 Thank you. 1157 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,359 Who are you, dear? 1158 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,079 (Gasps) 1159 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:12,999 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this. 1160 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,959 I don't even know your name. 1161 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,399 It's Roger. 1162 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,279 No, it's not. 1163 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,799 It's Barry. 1164 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,959 - Barry? - Yes. 1165 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,359 How dashing. 1166 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,239 Quite. 1167 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,239 Oh, goodness me. 1168 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,959 (Chuckles) 1169 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,119 Just a minute now. 1170 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,239 No, no, just a minute now. 1171 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:21,479 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you're meant to go alone. 1172 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,439 Why would I want to go there without you, my darling? 1173 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,799 Well, it's one of the rules. 1174 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:32,399 One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another. 1175 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,839 Boring. 1176 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,359 - Don't shoot the messenger, babe. - I'm not going to shoot the messenger. 1177 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,319 Oh, look, come! 1178 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,559 Another possibility. 1179 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,959 Come. Come, come. 1180 01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,559 You must make a choice. 1181 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,959 - Mm. - Actually, to be quite honest, 1182 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,159 I would strongly recommend this one. 1183 01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,399 The gondola. 1184 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:54,559 (Woman gasps) 1185 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,199 Look, 1186 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,359 Rudolph Valentino. 1187 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,199 James Dean. 1188 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,359 Princess Di. 1189 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,999 All these people... 1190 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,079 ..they're all dead. 1191 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,079 Yes. 1192 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:18,759 But...immortal, nevertheless. 1193 01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,719 They won't get old, or fat. 1194 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:27,519 They won't get sick or feeble. 1195 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:30,799 They are beyond fear 1196 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,719 because they are forever young. 1197 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,479 They are gods. 1198 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:42,559 And you can join them. 1199 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,759 You are such a wonderful speaker. 1200 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,159 I know. 1201 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,759 (Gruffly) Get in the boat. 1202 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,079 Ah, one more thing. 1203 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,039 Look at me. 1204 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,879 This is very, very, very, very important. 1205 01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,999 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure. 1206 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:08,959 Therefore you will need to relinquish all your worldly possessions. 1207 01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:11,279 Oh. You mean this? 1208 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,959 Yes. And this. 1209 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,239 Now this one. 1210 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,519 (Deep gurgling) 1211 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,639 (Rattling) 1212 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,359 Got it! You're free. 1213 01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:42,479 - You're free. - Thank you. 1214 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,279 - Bye-bye. - Ta-ta. 1215 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,399 Bye. 1216 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,959 Prepare to be reborn, darling. 1217 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,439 And remember... 1218 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:58,479 Nothing's permanent. 1219 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,199 Not even death. 1220 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,599 Shit. 1221 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,639 I um... 1222 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,279 Have you... What if... 1223 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:28,959 No, it's... 1224 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:29,919 Oh. 1225 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,639 What the hell just happened to me? How did you do that? 1226 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,039 Oh, it was nothing. 1227 01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,399 - Voilà. - Oh, voilà. 1228 01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,519 (Squeals with delight) 1229 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,839 Oh, oh, oh... 1230 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,759 Oh, thank you. 1231 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:56,759 That was so beautiful. 1232 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:57,919 Oh, thank you, madame. 1233 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:01,639 You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you. 1234 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,919 What name? 1235 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,079 I'll leave it blank. 1236 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,839 WOMAN: Thank you. 1237 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,079 (Cries with happiness) 1238 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,599 Madame, you've... 1239 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,439 Take me! 1240 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,359 TONY: Voilà. 1241 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,199 (Sighs contentedly) 1242 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,039 Fabulous. 1243 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,719 (Giggles) 1244 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,879 (Laughing) 1245 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:48,039 Oh. 1246 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,559 Oh, thanks. 1247 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,479 One more to go and we're free. (Chuckles) 1248 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,279 (Delighted squealing) 1249 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:31,119 (They speak Russian) 1250 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,599 Whoo! 1251 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:42,999 (They speak angrily in Russian) 1252 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:50,279 Hey! 1253 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,239 - Anton! - (Woman screams) 1254 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,279 Just wait... 1255 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,479 Ooh! 1256 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,719 (Birdsong) 1257 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,519 Where are we? 1258 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:01,879 Where did he go? 1259 01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,239 Boss, you speak English. 1260 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:05,199 Yeah, me too. 1261 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,679 Hi. Hello. 1262 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,439 Today's special. "Reach for the Clouds." 1263 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,359 Discover your true potential. 1264 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,399 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated. 1265 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:17,119 Using no organic produce or nut-free food, 1266 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,759 discover the power within you. Market research... 1267 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,279 - There he is! - Where? Where? 1268 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,039 -..only 30, I'm sure... - After him! 1269 01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,519 - I'm sure. - Relax. 1270 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:28,159 Smell the flower. 1271 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,279 - Quick, up the ladder! - After him. 1272 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,119 Quickly. 1273 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,279 (Grunts) 1274 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:35,959 Oh! 1275 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,319 WOMAN: Reach for the clouds! 1276 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:41,359 Come on, achieve your potential. 1277 01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,119 It can be you. 1278 01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:46,119 It will be you. 1279 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:49,199 It is you! 1280 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,479 It will be you! 1281 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,519 It is you! 1282 01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,359 (Angry muttering) 1283 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,479 Oh... 1284 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,679 Get up there, quickly! 1285 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,839 Quickly! 1286 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,799 (Screaming) 1287 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:19,959 You idiots! 1288 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,479 Aaargh! 1289 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:30,839 Ohhh... 1290 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,839 Waargh! 1291 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,239 Get up! Come on! 1292 01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,039 Gregor, get up! Idiots! 1293 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,239 I want him dead! 1294 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,239 (Laughs) 1295 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,359 (Panting) 1296 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,719 Oh... 1297 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,719 It's OK! It's OK, I've got you! I've got you! 1298 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,599 (Wailing) 1299 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,639 I've got you! 1300 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,159 Kill him! 1301 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,719 (Angry shouting) 1302 01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:11,919 - Give me a chance! - That's not him! 1303 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,279 I told you that's not him! 1304 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:16,919 It's not? 1305 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,719 - No, it's not. It's not. - It has to be. 1306 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,159 The boss is always right. 1307 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,519 No, this has to be! 1308 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,919 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me. 1309 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,759 It has to be. 1310 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,759 Look! 1311 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,559 You think you fool us? No way, Jose. 1312 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,959 - No way! - Stop. 1313 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,079 Listen to me. 1314 01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:39,959 You stole my money. 1315 01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,479 I will make you die again. 1316 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,679 This time...forever. 1317 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:49,999 Hey, hey! 1318 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:51,999 Hey, hey, hey! 1319 01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,199 What are you...? 1320 01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,199 Excuse me! 1321 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,399 Would you mind putting him down? 1322 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:01,399 What do you think you're playing at? You're in your bedroom now? 1323 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,559 You're playing with soldiers, with toys? 1324 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,679 No, this is a human being! 1325 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,879 Now, he's coming with me! 1326 01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,039 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs. 1327 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,919 All right? Who's first? You're up. 1328 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,799 All right. Bring it on, man. 1329 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:17,479 Bring it on. Let's do this. 1330 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:18,919 Let's do this. 1331 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:20,879 OK? You first? You first? 1332 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,079 - You first? - Relax. 1333 01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,599 Smell the flower. 1334 01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:28,239 Smell. 1335 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:29,799 OK. 1336 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,999 Oh, my... 1337 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,159 (Angry muttering) 1338 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,879 (Siren) 1339 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,679 (Coughs) 1340 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:10,039 'Ello, 'ello. 1341 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:12,519 Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good. 1342 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:16,039 Come on, join up. Come on, lads. 1343 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,839 Join up today. 1344 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,919 ♪ We love violence 1345 01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:22,439 ♪ With truncheon, badge and gun 1346 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:24,159 ♪ Your right to silence ends, babe 1347 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,439 ♪ When we begin our fun 1348 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,399 ♪ But if you choose to join us 1349 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:30,119 ♪ The choice is clearly yours 1350 01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,079 ♪ We'll swear that you'll be legal 1351 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,639 ♪ When we batter down the doors 1352 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,399 ♪ Of people we don't like, you know... 1353 01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,319 (Woman calls in Russian) 1354 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:41,159 (Calls in Russian) 1355 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,479 ♪ And split their flesh, their bones, their skulls... 1356 01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:45,599 Mama! 1357 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,999 (Speaks Russian) 1358 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:51,359 ♪ We're the mothers of all fears, oi 1359 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,639 (Screaming) 1360 01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:57,079 (Thunder) 1361 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:00,879 ALL: Mama! - Wait! 1362 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:04,159 Wrong way! Wrong choice! 1363 01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:05,359 Come back! 1364 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:08,319 - Mama! - (Chuckles) 1365 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,599 Come back! 1366 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:14,359 (Laughs) 1367 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:16,519 (Gasps) 1368 01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,399 (Ratchet-like clicking) 1369 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,439 (Whooping) 1370 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,279 Hey, Parny! 1371 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:28,479 I'm going to Chicago, baby. 1372 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,879 I'm driving a stick. 1373 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,319 (Laughs) 1374 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,279 (Grunts) 1375 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:46,359 Yea-a-a-a-he-a-a-a! 1376 01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,199 (Laughs) 1377 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,639 Ahh. 1378 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,839 (Laughs) 1379 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:04,359 Anton! 1380 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,999 Anton... 1381 01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:08,239 Wakey, wakey... 1382 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,439 Wakey, wakey. 1383 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,799 Anton... I need your help. 1384 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:12,919 - Wakey, wakey. Help me. - I'm awake. 1385 01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,239 - Did you see me? - Yeah. 1386 01:20:14,440 --> 01:20:15,599 - Did you? - You were great. 1387 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,919 I climbed the ladder. It was unbelievable. 1388 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:20,919 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible. 1389 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,559 - I've been my true self. - Who are you? 1390 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,439 It's Tony. 1391 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,359 Tony. 1392 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,319 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony. 1393 01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:34,719 Use your imagination. Huh? 1394 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:37,119 Use your imagination. 1395 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:40,279 Listen... 1396 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,319 I need your help. 1397 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:45,359 - Yeah? - You know Parnassus' mind. 1398 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,159 How do I get back to those ladders? 1399 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:48,639 Is there a map? 1400 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,199 Hey, hey, hey! 1401 01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:51,319 So you're Tony, right? 1402 01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,359 If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken? 1403 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,519 What? 1404 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,639 Plucked. 1405 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:02,559 God, you've no idea what it's like to feel, I mean, like a god. 1406 01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,719 My lungs were full of air. 1407 01:21:05,560 --> 01:21:09,239 Who were they? Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face? 1408 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:10,839 - That's not important. - It is. 1409 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,759 - Getting back to that...full body... - You stole their money. 1410 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,559 - No, I didn't. - You stole their money. 1411 01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,879 That's what I heard them say, with my own ears. 1412 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,159 - You're going to believe them, not me? - I might. 1413 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,959 And what are these? Explain these marks on your forehead. 1414 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,399 I don't know. Something satanic...Devil... 1415 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,039 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men. 1416 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,039 Hm? 1417 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:33,199 OK? And I'm essentially good. 1418 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,919 Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what, 1419 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,799 - prim? - Self-righteous. 1420 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:42,679 - Self-righteous? - Yes. 1421 01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,679 - Well, you want me to be honest? - Oh, yeah. 1422 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,359 - You want the truth? - I'd love it. 1423 01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,159 - Really? - Think you can muster it up? 1424 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:51,119 Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours? 1425 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,639 Just for once. Just for me. 1426 01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:55,439 Eh? 1427 01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:57,879 When I set up my charity, Anton - 1428 01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,039 a charity for kids - 1429 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:05,359 I needed money, and I accepted a loan from those men. 1430 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:12,079 I had no id... 1431 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,559 I didn't know. 1432 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,519 They laundered dirty money through the charity. 1433 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,079 I know I was stupid. 1434 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,799 I made a mistake... 1435 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:30,439 ..and the kids weren't to blame. 1436 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,759 They were the innocents. 1437 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,759 But I... 1438 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,399 I carry that every day. 1439 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,599 Every day of my life. 1440 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,039 (Sniffs) 1441 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:47,439 All right. 1442 01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:50,999 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry. 1443 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,759 Are you OK? 1444 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,679 Thank you for that. 1445 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,119 Where are the ladders? 1446 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,319 Will you show me? 1447 01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,079 The clouds... 1448 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:10,719 Nah. 1449 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:15,159 Anton... 1450 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:17,199 Hey, mate, don't leave... 1451 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:19,279 - Ow, ow, ow. - Don't leave me here. 1452 01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,639 Anton! 1453 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:21,999 Don't leave me. Come on. 1454 01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:24,159 I almost died today. 1455 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,759 Don't leave me. Mate, come on. 1456 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:28,919 I ju... 1457 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,239 Oh, this... 1458 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,399 I needed the money! 1459 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:36,599 When you run a charity, you have to give lots of money away. 1460 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:38,239 The red tape, the bureauc... 1461 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:42,279 You have no idea what a bunch of fascists the Charity Commission is. 1462 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,279 VALENTINA: How many more times does he have to say sorry? 1463 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:49,119 - (Tony knocking) - This is ridiculous. Bring him down. 1464 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,839 Listen, Valentina. Look at me. 1465 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:55,439 Why can't you see that he has betrayed us and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious. 1466 01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:58,039 TONY: Open the hatch! - You're just jealous. 1467 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,479 - (Laughs) - It's not funny. 1468 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,559 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. 1469 01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,119 Percy, open the hatch. 1470 01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:07,919 Why would he wanna come down? He knows we don't like him. 1471 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,759 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff. 1472 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,999 Have you forgotten how it was before he came? 1473 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,039 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina. 1474 01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:18,919 It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here? 1475 01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,759 Pure? 1476 01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:24,079 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out. 1477 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:25,879 I saw his faces, Valentina. 1478 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,439 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two. If not more. 1479 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:31,959 It's my birthday. Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating. 1480 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,199 (Sighs heavily) 1481 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:35,959 At least Tony remembered. 1482 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,679 Would you please listen to me for one second? 1483 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,959 (Three knocks) 1484 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:44,559 No. 1485 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,519 Leave it. 1486 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:50,359 (Four knocks) 1487 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:54,599 Let him in, it's...Tony? 1488 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,639 No, I think not. 1489 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,639 Sit down. 1490 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:09,519 (Four knocks) 1491 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:11,799 Can somebody please answer the door? 1492 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:14,439 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone. 1493 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:16,999 Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature. 1494 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:18,799 I won't be able to sleep. 1495 01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:22,439 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night. 1496 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:24,119 Just things like that. 1497 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,679 (Guttural muttering) 1498 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,559 Well... 1499 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,399 ..you've won. 1500 01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:43,639 It's over. 1501 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:47,199 - Four rotten Russkies? - And the girl from the pub. 1502 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,639 Ahh, Sal. 1503 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,839 She don't count. Do you, Sal? 1504 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,479 And that's how you take your pleasure, is it? 1505 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,319 Toying with me? 1506 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:00,079 Like a cat with a mouse? 1507 01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:03,239 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice. 1508 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:06,239 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair. 1509 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:10,039 You got four... So, you know, you get your friend Tony. 1510 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:12,359 Come on. 1511 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,479 We're even. 1512 01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,159 It's not quite over. 1513 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:19,039 (Fly buzzing) 1514 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:21,359 Not quite. 1515 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,959 Ho-ho, look at the time. 1516 01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,079 It's almost eleven. 1517 01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:29,159 (Chuckles) 1518 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:35,359 Dad? 1519 01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:36,959 What? 1520 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:41,479 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance. 1521 01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:43,439 Now, quickly. 1522 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,039 Er... 1523 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,719 Get ready to move out. 1524 01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:50,119 - Who was that? - Just somebody asking the way. 1525 01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,399 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way. 1526 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,519 Yes. Tony! Percy! 1527 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,599 - What's going on? - Not now, Scrumpy, not now. 1528 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,439 - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding? 1529 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:05,279 It's to do with that rambling story you started telling and never finished. 1530 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,719 What are you hiding? 1531 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,239 Oh, you... 1532 01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,639 I want to know the truth. 1533 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:19,439 The truth? 1534 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,559 I am thousands of years old. 1535 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,759 I have been immortal. 1536 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,239 And... 1537 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:33,039 ..I did make a bargain with the Devil. 1538 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:36,079 For that woman, in the story? 1539 01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:37,719 Yes. 1540 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,039 Your mother. 1541 01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:52,439 I regained my youth and I won her. 1542 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,439 We lived in joy. 1543 01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:57,239 We grew old together. 1544 01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:00,359 And then one day she came and told me that she was pregnant. 1545 01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:02,519 Imagine. 1546 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:05,239 60 years old and pregnant. 1547 01:28:05,400 --> 01:28:07,319 It was a miracle. 1548 01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:10,599 But she died giving birth. 1549 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:14,839 Me? 1550 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,639 Yes. 1551 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:21,359 Miracle or a mistake? 1552 01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:23,879 You're the best mistake I ever made. 1553 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:27,639 And the bargain with the Devil? 1554 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:30,159 There are two parts to a bargain. 1555 01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,039 He granted me mortality 1556 01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:39,759 on condition that any child I would father... would, at the age of 16, belong to him. 1557 01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,679 No. 1558 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:45,919 You're just telling a story. 1559 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:48,919 A cruel story. 1560 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:51,399 - Why should I believe it? - Because it's true. 1561 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:54,479 Every word of it's true. But... But there's a new wager. 1562 01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,559 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win. 1563 01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:59,519 - You'll be mine again. - Enough, enough! 1564 01:28:59,720 --> 01:29:01,239 - Stop! - No, listen to me, Scrumpy. 1565 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:03,199 Listen to yourself! 1566 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:06,879 Who are you? I don't know any more! 1567 01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:09,999 All my life you've filled my head with dreams. 1568 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,919 Your dreams. 1569 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,239 You're making deals with the Devil. 1570 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:17,039 What am I? 1571 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,799 A pathetic bet? 1572 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:22,039 Another mistake? 1573 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:26,039 - Val! - Oh, she's gone. 1574 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,879 - She's gone. - Telling the truth... 1575 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,479 Always a bad idea. 1576 01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:36,879 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule! 1577 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,399 Get out of my sight and stay out! 1578 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:52,159 Perhaps you'll find a midget - if you're lucky. 1579 01:29:56,760 --> 01:30:13,799 Valentina! 1580 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,079 Fuck. 1581 01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:23,239 Come on. 1582 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,319 - What are you doing? - Trying to save your daughter's life, sir. 1583 01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:32,759 Save? 1584 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,119 How? 1585 01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,679 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul. 1586 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:39,279 See. I could take that risk, sir. 1587 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,959 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use. 1588 01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,559 We still have time, don't we? 1589 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:45,639 Yes, of course there's still time, but... 1590 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,959 You know I'd never ask for anything in return? It's not in my nature. 1591 01:30:49,160 --> 01:30:53,679 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint, but it...it's positively useless. 1592 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:55,559 Actually, there is one thing. 1593 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:56,799 Um... 1594 01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:01,359 How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance? 1595 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,519 - Oh, I can't do that, no. - What? Why not? 1596 01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,399 - No, it won't work. - I could do it. 1597 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:07,479 - You'd be a great teacher. - It hurts my head. 1598 01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,479 - What do you mean? - Too up... Too upset. 1599 01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:12,799 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy. 1600 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:14,639 I mean, think about Valentina. 1601 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,319 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work. 1602 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:18,759 - Mm. - Can you give me that? 1603 01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:21,039 - Well... - Come on. Close your eyes, come on. 1604 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:25,399 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean. 1605 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,319 The ocean going in and out. 1606 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:31,199 In and...out. 1607 01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:34,479 Yes, in and...out. 1608 01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:38,799 In and out. 1609 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:43,079 And in and out. 1610 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,279 Shit! 1611 01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,879 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together. 1612 01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:57,599 This is not a time to be playing baby. 1613 01:31:57,760 --> 01:31:58,879 - It's no good. - What isn't? 1614 01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:00,039 It's no good. 1615 01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:01,919 - Now concentrate. - Won't work. 1616 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:04,559 Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down. 1617 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,199 You need to calm down. 1618 01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:12,359 You just need to relax and try and um...think of...chocolate. 1619 01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,639 Um, melting away on a hot stove. 1620 01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,519 It's just melting, melting... 1621 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:20,679 (Parnassus hums softly) 1622 01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:24,039 (Tony joins in humming) 1623 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,519 Good, good, good, good, good. 1624 01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:29,119 Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me. 1625 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:30,879 (Smashing) 1626 01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:33,359 - Oi, what's wrong with you? - Duty! 1627 01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:35,439 Truth! 1628 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:36,639 - Oi. - Justice! 1629 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,999 - Now, what is your problem? - It's lies. 1630 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:41,159 Just listen. All right now, calm down. 1631 01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:43,079 Bloody hell, father like daughter. 1632 01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:44,959 - Now come here, look at me. - No. 1633 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,679 - Calm down. - No, no. 1634 01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:48,519 - What is wrong? Talk to me. - Lying... 1635 01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:51,559 - Who's lying? - I used to think it was precious. It's not. 1636 01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:54,719 What, the Imaginarium? What are you talking about? 1637 01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:58,039 - I can't even run away. - You can't even run away from what? 1638 01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,799 - You wanna run away from this? - Yes. 1639 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:03,279 Listen, if you wanna get away, I can take you to a beautiful place. 1640 01:33:03,440 --> 01:33:05,599 All right? I can take you somewhere. 1641 01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:09,279 I can get you out of this darkness. I'll take you to the light, all right? 1642 01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:11,159 I'll take you somewhere beautiful. 1643 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:13,879 Just you and me. Now trust me. Come with me now. 1644 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:15,999 We don't have time for this. All right? 1645 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:18,199 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right? 1646 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:20,639 It's my world. It could be our world. 1647 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,719 Trust me, it'll be perfect. 1648 01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:26,639 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad. 1649 01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:29,399 - Did some light reading and found this. - Can I have a look? 1650 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,999 - Valentina might be interested. - We don't have time. 1651 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,159 - We gotta get inside. - He's a liar! 1652 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,839 - He's nothing but a liar, Val. - This was in the past. 1653 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:39,159 In the present, I have to get you in there. 1654 01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,519 - So come here and trust me... - Shut up! 1655 01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:44,439 Shut up! 1656 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,719 Val! Valentina! 1657 01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:48,319 No! 1658 01:33:49,480 --> 01:33:51,719 - Aarghh! - Right. 1659 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:54,959 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate. 1660 01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:58,839 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers. 1661 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:01,559 Especially The Mirror. 1662 01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:03,719 (Continues humming) 1663 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:09,079 (Birdsong) 1664 01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:13,279 (They sigh) 1665 01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:15,399 You were right. 1666 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,479 The world is beautiful. 1667 01:34:18,440 --> 01:34:21,919 - Hmm. - I always dreamed you'd be like this. 1668 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:24,239 Yeah? 1669 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:33,319 And er...well, didn't I say you'd be happy here? 1670 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,799 Isn't it just...perfect? 1671 01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,359 Perfect. 1672 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:40,879 Hmm. 1673 01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:43,159 If only we didn't have to make a choice. 1674 01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:45,279 There doesn't have to be a choice. 1675 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:47,999 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule. 1676 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:49,679 Those are my father's rules. 1677 01:34:49,840 --> 01:34:51,519 We're free. 1678 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,039 - See? - Oh. 1679 01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:55,679 - Really? - Really. 1680 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:57,399 - Hmm. - (She giggles) 1681 01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:59,519 Well, er...I suppose you are right. 1682 01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:04,079 Tony, we're free if we want to be. 1683 01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:07,279 Let's just let the river do the choosing. 1684 01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,919 Now...kiss me. 1685 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:25,759 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl. 1686 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:33,439 VALENTINA: ♪ When the moon hits your eyes 1687 01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,839 ♪ Like a big pizza pie 1688 01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:38,199 ♪ That's amore 1689 01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,959 ♪ When the stars make you drool 1690 01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,399 ♪ Just like pasta fazool 1691 01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,279 ♪ You're in love 1692 01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:50,399 You know... 1693 01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:53,679 ..I think maybe I love you, Tony. 1694 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,439 Val. 1695 01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:59,039 We should lie here more often. 1696 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,999 Get married. 1697 01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:06,159 Make babies. 1698 01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:10,199 (Girl sobbing) 1699 01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:16,919 - Well, maybe this is my, er...choice. - What d'you mean? 1700 01:36:17,080 --> 01:36:19,599 That's a child. It's not a choice. 1701 01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,479 - She needs our help. - Yes. 1702 01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:24,359 It's OK. It's OK. Come here, we'll help you. 1703 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,599 Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here. 1704 01:36:26,760 --> 01:36:28,639 No, no, it's OK, we're here to help you. 1705 01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:30,479 - Tony, help me. She's strong. - No! 1706 01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:33,119 - Come, it's OK. Honestly, no. - (Girl grunts) 1707 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:35,319 No, we're friends. Come here. 1708 01:36:35,480 --> 01:36:37,679 (Shouts in Russian) 1709 01:36:37,880 --> 01:36:40,599 - Huh? - (Photographers call out) 1710 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:44,079 - Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. - Lovely! 1711 01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:46,239 I think this is my world. 1712 01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,039 - (Applause) ♪ Ode To Joy 1713 01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:52,799 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it. 1714 01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,599 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there. 1715 01:36:55,760 --> 01:37:00,079 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity by institutionalising it? 1716 01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:03,599 It's an unfortunate truism that charity, like poor little Olga here, 1717 01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:05,719 is always with us, to coin a phrase. 1718 01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,759 Ah, there you are, my darling. 1719 01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:11,439 Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder? Hello. Big smiles. 1720 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,959 - What's your message to the President? - I wouldn't presume to have one. 1721 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:18,999 I think, luckily for the Foundation, we see eye-to-eye on most things. 1722 01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:21,479 - Tony, I had something... - Oh, one sec, love. 1723 01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:24,519 (Cheering and whistling) 1724 01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:27,079 Mr President, thank you for coming. 1725 01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:29,079 - There he is. - It's great to see you. 1726 01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:33,039 ♪ We are the children of the world 1727 01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:36,879 ♪ And we have suffered for your sins 1728 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:40,479 ♪ But if you open up your heart 1729 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:43,799 ♪ A beautiful new day begins... 1730 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:48,439 Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the President. 1731 01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:51,639 Yes, so many suffering children. 1732 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:55,919 So much opportunity to do some good, really. It'll be a big year for our Foundation. 1733 01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:58,879 President is getting ready to make a speech, introduce me. 1734 01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:00,879 - Yeah. - Lovely. 1735 01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,839 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely. 1736 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,199 I've only three words to say. 1737 01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:08,959 Well done, Tony. 1738 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,599 Ah, the children. The children. 1739 01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:15,559 This is a vital moment for the future of the Foundation. 1740 01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:18,479 - Children of the world depend on us. - Valentina! 1741 01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:23,479 Valentina! 1742 01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:25,359 - Anton? - Yep. 1743 01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,319 - Anton? - Yes, yes, listen to me right now. 1744 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,439 This is nothing to do with you. This is him. 1745 01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:33,479 - Where are you? - This is his imagination. 1746 01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:34,839 Right, call security now! 1747 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:36,759 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes. 1748 01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:39,359 - What... Anton, what are you doing here? - Look. 1749 01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:42,959 "Disgraced Director of children's charity, Suffer The Little Children..." 1750 01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:45,159 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal... 1751 01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:49,679 "..was arrested last week on charges of stealing organs of Third World children 1752 01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:52,159 and selling them to wealthy Westerners." 1753 01:38:53,680 --> 01:38:55,479 - Come back. - What are you doing? 1754 01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:56,999 - That's Anton. - He's lying. 1755 01:38:57,160 --> 01:38:59,239 - Stop! - Whose side are you on? 1756 01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:03,199 You, you've betrayed me, haven't you? 1757 01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:06,519 - After all we've been through. - Don't you touch her! 1758 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:10,919 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all. 1759 01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:13,599 PRESIDENT:..have had the courage to fight poverty... 1760 01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:16,519 - He's a liar, he's a fraud! - Come here, you little bastard! 1761 01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:18,439 - Do not believe him. - I'll kill you. 1762 01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:21,359 -..passion...and dedication... - All right, all right... 1763 01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:23,479 - Trying to... -..careers and struggles... 1764 01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,999 Shut up! Trying to ruin my world! 1765 01:39:26,160 --> 01:39:27,919 Stop him! 1766 01:39:28,080 --> 01:39:30,159 - My God. - Somebody stop him. 1767 01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,479 - He's a monster! - Stop him! 1768 01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,759 He was being a very naughty little boy. 1769 01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:36,639 (Booing) 1770 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:40,359 Christ. Mr President. 1771 01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:41,879 Fuck. 1772 01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:43,519 Right. 1773 01:39:44,200 --> 01:39:45,359 Stop him! 1774 01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:47,719 Get out of me way! Christ. 1775 01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:51,359 Er, exit sign? 1776 01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:52,919 Er, oh, no. 1777 01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:55,279 No! No! 1778 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:57,439 No! I can't. No, no, no... 1779 01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:00,679 No, not good. Er... 1780 01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:04,239 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you! 1781 01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:05,879 No, get off me. 1782 01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:07,599 Get off of me. 1783 01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:16,999 Anton! Anton! 1784 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,599 - Are you OK? - Are you all right? 1785 01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:20,519 Val! Val, watch out! 1786 01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:22,119 Be careful. Are you all right? 1787 01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:23,999 Valentina. 1788 01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:26,039 - Val. Val! - Anton. 1789 01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:29,919 Anton. 1790 01:40:31,360 --> 01:40:33,479 Val, help me. 1791 01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,439 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please. 1792 01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:37,679 Hold on! 1793 01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:41,519 Aaarrghh! Ohh! Ohh! 1794 01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:43,839 I'm sorry. 1795 01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:45,439 I was so wrong. 1796 01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:47,119 Yeah, I know, I know. 1797 01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:51,319 But I love you. 1798 01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:04,519 Who are you working for? You didn't come up with all this by yourself. 1799 01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:06,959 - You bastard! - Nah, somebody's got to you. 1800 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:10,159 Somebody's paid you. Speak a little Russian, do we? 1801 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:13,679 - Valentina! Scrumpy! - Huh? 1802 01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:17,359 Miraculous child, there you are. 1803 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:18,919 You old bastard. 1804 01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,719 After everything we've been through. 1805 01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:22,719 How could you? Is this how you repay me? 1806 01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:25,079 I can't believe it. After everything. 1807 01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:27,359 - And this is all your doing. - Yeah, all my doing? 1808 01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:29,359 - How could you, Doc? - No, no, no, no, no. 1809 01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:33,999 I'm Felicity. I-I mean I'm the falicitator - the facilitator - dear boy. 1810 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:37,039 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it. 1811 01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:39,519 - I'll forgive you. - (Angry shouting) 1812 01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:53,279 Dad! 1813 01:41:53,680 --> 01:41:55,559 (Siren) 1814 01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:57,639 Wake up. 1815 01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,199 Dad! 1816 01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:00,799 Please. 1817 01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:04,679 - Please. - Step back, miss. Step back. 1818 01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:07,639 Sir? Can...? 1819 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:11,359 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do. 1820 01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:13,679 - He's, he's d-d-dead... - No! 1821 01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:16,079 D-D-Dead drunk. 1822 01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:19,439 - Bollocks. - Haven't we seen this guy before? 1823 01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:22,319 - Oh, they all look the same. - Aye, bloody drunks. 1824 01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:28,759 I hate you! 1825 01:42:28,920 --> 01:42:30,999 You make me sick! 1826 01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:44,319 This is to be my choice? 1827 01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:54,919 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that. 1828 01:42:55,080 --> 01:42:56,839 That's just plain contrariness. 1829 01:42:57,000 --> 01:43:00,559 Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you? 1830 01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:04,599 You have no idea. You're just a kid. 1831 01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:05,559 Huh! 1832 01:43:05,720 --> 01:43:08,239 Where have you been? I'm a woman now. 1833 01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:10,799 Selfish bitch. 1834 01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:15,039 - Only fit for... - Only fit for Hell. 1835 01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:19,239 If only. 1836 01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:23,479 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me. 1837 01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:25,999 That'd be a shame. 1838 01:43:29,440 --> 01:43:30,919 Let's dance. 1839 01:44:14,640 --> 01:44:15,799 Damn. 1840 01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:19,119 I've won. 1841 01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:42,839 (Sighs) 1842 01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:50,599 You know it's...not exactly what I had in mind, you know. 1843 01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,759 All this. 1844 01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:57,879 I mean, Valentina being the fifth. 1845 01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:03,119 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize, not part of the final score. 1846 01:45:04,800 --> 01:45:06,799 Just doesn't seem fair. 1847 01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:12,079 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb. 1848 01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,039 But they won't. 1849 01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:16,599 He leads a charmed life, that one. 1850 01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:18,279 (Sniffs) Mm. 1851 01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:21,439 I've been trying to get that bastard for years. 1852 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,679 I thought I had him this time, but, you know, 1853 01:45:23,840 --> 01:45:26,959 some prat always seems to come along and rescue him. 1854 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,239 Aargh! 1855 01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:32,599 You know those er... 1856 01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:36,239 weird markings that he had on his forehead when you found him? 1857 01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:38,959 What is all that about? 1858 01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:44,359 Do they protect him or... What is it? 1859 01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:47,879 I've never been into all black magic stuff. 1860 01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:50,039 I just couldn't get the hang of it. 1861 01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:56,519 Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint? 1862 01:45:58,520 --> 01:46:00,919 Oh, Jesus. I hate to see you like this, Parny. 1863 01:46:01,080 --> 01:46:02,479 I mean... 1864 01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,519 I tell you what. 1865 01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:08,119 If you can get me the lowdown on all those satanic markings... 1866 01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:11,839 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep 1867 01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,799 off the face of the universe... 1868 01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:16,519 I'll give you Valentina back. 1869 01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,759 What do you say? 1870 01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,879 (Angry shouting) 1871 01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:32,839 Oh! 1872 01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:34,999 Thank God for that. 1873 01:46:44,040 --> 01:46:45,039 Huh? 1874 01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:47,159 Oh... 1875 01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:52,399 Huh? Oh, shit. 1876 01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:54,159 Give it to me. 1877 01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:55,959 Oh, no. 1878 01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:57,959 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 1879 01:46:58,120 --> 01:47:00,719 Now just give us a second, please, everybody. 1880 01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,559 Oh! 1881 01:47:04,760 --> 01:47:06,959 Here's your tube and there's mine. 1882 01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:11,239 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know. It breaks so easily. 1883 01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,959 (Chuckles) 1884 01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:15,119 Oh, here's another. 1885 01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:16,639 Stop! 1886 01:47:16,800 --> 01:47:18,479 You're not amused? 1887 01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:21,679 You've been talking to the Devil, haven't you? What did he say? 1888 01:47:21,840 --> 01:47:23,679 No, wait, let me. 1889 01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:27,359 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina, right? 1890 01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:30,319 It's all lies. He can't release her. 1891 01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:32,639 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her. 1892 01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:35,239 He doesn't have her because she's the prize. 1893 01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:37,279 He still doesn't have the five wins. 1894 01:47:37,440 --> 01:47:39,319 But if you kill me, he will, won't he? 1895 01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:41,639 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever. 1896 01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:42,799 Choose. 1897 01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:44,959 - This is ridiculous! - Choose! 1898 01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:46,479 Right. 1899 01:47:51,760 --> 01:47:52,879 That one. 1900 01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:54,919 Sure you made the right choice? 1901 01:47:55,080 --> 01:47:57,079 Oh, look... 1902 01:47:57,920 --> 01:47:59,719 Let's find out. 1903 01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:06,839 Voilà. 1904 01:48:10,680 --> 01:48:12,439 (Angry shouting) 1905 01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:15,679 (Groans) 1906 01:48:17,480 --> 01:48:19,479 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat. 1907 01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:26,879 Gotcha! 1908 01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:38,919 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success. 1909 01:48:39,080 --> 01:48:40,439 Uh... 1910 01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:42,439 Round the neck. 1911 01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,679 (Coughs and splutters) 1912 01:49:24,360 --> 01:49:25,999 Hey! 1913 01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:30,719 There are three cardinal rules, Mr Nick. 1914 01:49:31,560 --> 01:49:35,719 One: there is no black magic, only cheap tricks. 1915 01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:38,279 And I forget the others. 1916 01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:41,039 Now where's my daughter? 1917 01:49:41,200 --> 01:49:43,079 Oh, for Christ's sakes. 1918 01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:45,079 How should I know? 1919 01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:48,239 You're her father. You're her loving father. 1920 01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:57,919 I mean, she is free, isn't she? 1921 01:49:58,800 --> 01:49:59,759 Jesus. 1922 01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:07,159 (Wind howls) 1923 01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:17,559 And the years roll on. 1924 01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:21,319 Winds still blow. 1925 01:50:22,160 --> 01:50:24,039 Snows still fall. 1926 01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:27,119 Fires...still burn. 1927 01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:29,039 (Groans) 1928 01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:31,079 And yet... 1929 01:50:31,240 --> 01:50:33,239 everything has changed. 1930 01:50:35,480 --> 01:50:37,479 Is that my punishment? 1931 01:50:40,320 --> 01:50:42,319 Am I never to find her? 1932 01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:02,679 Please stop. 1933 01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:08,679 No more choices. 1934 01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:17,439 (Groans) 1935 01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:21,679 (Sobs softly) 1936 01:51:31,040 --> 01:51:32,839 (Continues sobbing) 1937 01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:51,599 (Small bells tinkling) 1938 01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:57,279 (Anklet tinkling) 1939 01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:25,599 PERCY: So you found her? 1940 01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:27,759 PARNASSUS: Yes. 1941 01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,679 Yes, I found her. 1942 01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:34,439 I think... 1943 01:53:35,440 --> 01:53:37,439 ..she may have a daughter. 1944 01:53:38,480 --> 01:53:40,479 You're not going in there, are you? 1945 01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:43,879 Er... 1946 01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:47,559 You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you? 1947 01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:50,559 Look at you. 1948 01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:52,719 No. 1949 01:53:54,440 --> 01:53:55,719 Ohh. 1950 01:53:56,600 --> 01:53:58,599 The Great Doctor Parnassus. 1951 01:53:59,480 --> 01:54:01,839 You're an utter disgrace. 1952 01:54:06,080 --> 01:54:07,639 This is gonna take some time. 1953 01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:09,799 (Chuckles) Oh, Percy. 1954 01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:12,799 What would I do without you? 1955 01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:17,159 BOTH: Get a midget. 1956 01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:20,799 PERCY: Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 1957 01:54:20,960 --> 01:54:24,119 Transcend heights on Beauty's open wing 1958 01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:27,399 and be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of. 1959 01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:32,159 Does it come with a happy ending? 1960 01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,399 Sorry, we can't guarantee that. 1961 01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:42,919 Ladies. 1962 01:54:43,760 --> 01:54:45,759 God bless you, son. 1963 01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:49,639 (Mr Nick chuckles) 1964 01:54:54,720 --> 01:54:56,719 Get back to work. 1965 01:55:04,360 --> 01:55:05,919 (Applause) 1966 02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:57,479 ♪ We are the children of the world 1967 02:01:57,640 --> 02:02:01,359 ♪ And we have suffered for your sins 1968 02:02:01,680 --> 02:02:04,999 ♪ But if you open up your heart 1969 02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:08,079 ♪ A beautiful new day begins 1970 02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:12,279 ♪ To lead us all to pastures green 1971 02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:16,719 ♪ Where we are free to laugh and run 1972 02:02:16,920 --> 02:02:19,879 ♪ With our good Shepherd Tony 1973 02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:24,159 ♪ Please let his will be done 1974 02:02:29,440 --> 02:02:31,959 ♪ RINGTONE: We Are The Children Of The World